DUH

Harold and I have been invited to a very formal wedding with required black attire. I am excited to have a fun fanciful evening without what will be kids and just enjoy my dashing looking husband. As Harold was reading the invitation I said that I had nothing to wear and needed to start looking through the clearance racks now. Harold gave me a look and said not to be in a hurry. I started in on my speech as to women take so long on to find a great outfit and why it was important.....He stopped me mid way through, patted my 9 month pregnant belly and said to wait until after I have the baby!

Carmel Apples

I was trying to be a Marth Stewart wife and make carmel apples for my husbands coworkers at Starbucks. I didn't read a reciepe, how hard can it be. So I melted the carmel and for some reason thought I needed to put a little oil in the pot with it. After dipping my first apple into my melted carmel I realized that there is more to making carmel apples than carmel and apples. And I really should not have used any oil. All the carmel just rolled off the apple and wouldn't stick because of the oil. Now we are eating apples on a stick just for fun. Now Harold has yet another kitchen blunder to poke fun at me with.

First Post

This is my first post ever on my very own blog that my lovely sister created for me. According to her I am not computer savvy enough so this was my jump start. Well I am doing this instead of homework..that is what I do best these days.

Question of the Day

HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TO GET A PREGNANT WOMAN'S SHOES ON HER?

BEANER!